There are the Michelin Stars and there is the James Beard Awards. More coveted than them all are The Tortillaphilia Awards™. What follows is the legend of the six step scale places and items are rated.
Mario Bombed Out of ExistenceEverything took an unfortunate turn, and we were forced to bring out the four bombs that kill Mario’s soul. |
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One MushroomThis should only charitably be examined by a hardcore tortillaphile. |
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Two MushroomsIt wasn’t perfect, but the potential is definitely there. Approach with some caution. |
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Three MushroomsThe three 'shrooms represent a seal of firm approval. |
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Four MushroomsAn undisputed hit, and an obvious pick for any discerning tortillaphile. |
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Four Mushrooms and a MarioPerfection. A score yet to be awarded. |