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SpiceaWAR

#SpoCOOLSpokane

Venue: Blue Spark
Date: Saturday, 05 November 2011
Time: Late Afternoon

Contestants: 18 high quality players - a small fee might be charged to the players depending on the cost of the challenges. 

+Remi André - Mack Salmon *
+patrick O'Halloran - Lady Jessica *
+chris dreyer - BOBBY SLAY *
+Bart Mihailovich - POTAMOI *
+lars huschke - Eric Estrada *
+Jon Heusman Abuseman
+Paul Dillon - Russell Crowe *
+Blair Broughton - Wing King
+Teddy Benson - The Benson Burner
+Adam Membrey - Aladdin Sane
+Brett Anderson - Sweatingus Muchicus
+Nick Kovalenko - Da Crazy Ukraine
+Mark Simonds Sir Scoville *
Liz Hetland - Mz Liz
Seth Carey - Sr. Spice-a-lot
Kai Huschke - Scharfinator
Shaun M - Kilt Kicker *
Casey from Neato? *

* denotes original Spiceavore contestants.  

Challenges: 

VOMITING =
IMMEDIATE EJECTION (UNLESS IT DOESN’T LEAVE MOUTH)
VOMITING THROUGH NOSE = +40 POINTS BUT IS NOT RECOMMENDED

ROUND 1 – SPEED TRIALS

18 PLAYERS
3 HEATS OF 6 PLAYERS (FOR EASE IN SCORING)
MUST EAT ITEM AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE (SHOULD BE <1:00)
HANDS IN AIR + VERBAL AFFIRMATION WHEN FINISHED
POINTS: 100, 60, 50, 40, 30, 20

WHEEL SPIN

ROUND 2 – TRIVIA

18 PLAYERS
2 HEATS OF 9 PLAYERS (OR 3 HEATS OF 6 PLAYERS)
6 QUESTIONS FROM TRIVIAL PURSUIT:
GEOGRAPHY, ENTERTAINMENT, HISTORY, ARTS, SCIENCE, SPORTS
TO BUZZ IN, EAT ITEM, AND THEN RAISE HAND + AFFIRM VERBALLY
POINTS: CORRECT RESPONSE = 50 POINTS, INCORRECT = -20 POINTS
PENALTY FOR NOT BUZZING IN AT ALL = -40 POINTS

OPTIONAL BONUS ROUND 1 – TAKE SHOT OF PEPPER TEQUILA, +40 POINTS

CUT LOWEST 6 PEOPLE AND HECKLE THEM. THEY SUCK.

WHEEL SPIN

ROUND 3 – BUFFALO PONG

12 PLAYERS
3 GAMES
LEADING 4 PLAYERS TAKE TURNS PICKING TEAMS OF 3 (HIGHEST FIRST)
CAPTAIN WITH LEADING SCORE PLAYS CAPTAIN WITH 2ND PLACE SCORE,
3RD PLAYS 4TH. LOSERS OF EACH GAME PLAY EACH OTHER IN LOSER ROUND.
PLAY IS SET UP FOR BEER PONG WITH 6 CUPS
BUFFALO WINGS ARE USED IN PLACE OF PING-PONG BALLS
PLAYER SHOOTS THE BONE IN THE CUP
POINTS: 200 POINTS FOR WIN, -40 POINTS FOR EACH LOSS (MAX LOSS = -80)

OPTIONAL BONUS ROUND 2 – TAKE SHOT OF APPLE CIDER VINEGAR, +40 POINTS

CUT LOWEST 3 PEOPLE AND TELL THEM THEY SUCK

WHEEL SPIN

ROUND 4 – HOTSAUCE PUDDING BALLOON
9 PLAYERS
PLAYERS RECEIVE PINT OF HOTSAUCE PUDDING AND SEVERAL WATER BALLOONS (IN CASE OF BREAKAGE) AND SPOON.
2:00 TO FILL BALLOON WITH AS MUCH PUDDING AS POSSIBLE
FIRST / BIGGEST (BY WEIGHT) BALLOON WINS
POINTS: 1ST – 100, 2ND – 60, 3RD – 50, COMPLETE: 40, INCOMPLETE: -40
NO OUTSIDE ASSETS ALLOWED

CUT LOWEST 6 PEOPLE, AND TELL THEM THEY SUCK

WHEEL SPIN

LOSER ROUND – SPICY GRILLED CHEESE KARAOKE REVENGE
<16 PLAYERS – ALL ELIMINATED CAN PLAY
2 SONGS, 8 PLAYERS FOR EACH
PLAYERS RANDOMLY ASSIGNED 1 OF 2 SONGS TO SING,
ARRANGED IN ASCENDING ORDER, 30 SEC TURNS SINGING
SONGS: “TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART” + “ROCK N ROLL SUICIDE”
HAVE 4:00 TO EAT AS MANY GODDAMN GRILLED CHEESES AS THEY CAN
POINTS: 200, 120, 80, 40 FOR PARTICIPATION
PENALTY FOR NOT TRYING TO SING -- -40 POINTS
FIRST PLACE GETS TO COMPETE IN FINAL ROUND

WHEEL SPIN

ROUND 5 – ENDURANCE
4 PLAYERS – TOP 3 + WINNER OF LOSER ROUND
EAT AS MUCH OF 5-COURSE MEAL IN 5:00
COURSES MAY BE COMPLETED IN ANY ORDER
1 – BLOODY MARY + JALAPENO CUPCAKE (TO SPOIL APPETITE)
2 – SALAD W/ SPICY DRESSING
3 – SPICY SOUP
4 – SPICY NOODLES (PAD THAI? YAKI-SOBA?)
5 – BIG FUCKIN MUG OF COFFEE (HOT, NOT SPICY), SPICY ICEE
EACH COMPLETED PLATE WORTH 60 POINTS
EACH INCOMPLETE PLATE WORTH 0 POINTS

TOP CONTESTANT DECLARED SPICE CAPTAIN
TOP FIVE CONTESTANTS RECEIVE HONORS
ALL CONTESTANTS RECEIVE INDIGESTION + HOT SNAKES

(prizes if anyone wants to donate, if not you will just have pride)

OTHER: Chris is looking into patches for players.